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  • January 29, 2026

    Why did the computer go to the doctors?

    Why did the computer go to the doctors?

    It had a virus

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  • January 28, 2026

    What do bees chew?

    What do bees chew?

    Bumble gum

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  • January 27, 2026

    Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

    Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

    You do not want to step on a poodle.

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  • January 26, 2026

    What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

    What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

    A can’t opener.

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  • January 24, 2026

    Why did the snowman call a therapist?

    Why did the snowman call a therapist?

    He had a total meltdown.

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  • January 22, 2026

    Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?

    Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?

    They’re part of a bored game.

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  • January 21, 2026

    What has three letters and starts with gas?

    What has three letters and starts with gas?

    A car!

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  • January 20, 2026

    What is the hardest dough?

    What is the hardest dough?

    A doughNUT

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  • January 18, 2026

    Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor?

    Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor?

    Messi

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  • January 17, 2026

    What sound does a robot sheep make?

    What sound does a robot sheep make?

    Be-e-e-e-p. Be-e-e-e-p.

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