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  • October 4, 2026

    What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?

    What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?

    A sourpuss.

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  • October 2, 2026

    What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

    What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

    A chip-monk.

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  • October 1, 2026

    What do you call a cow with no eyes?

    What do you call a cow with no eyes?

    A cow, the absence of eyes does not change the fact that it is a cow.

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  • September 30, 2026

    What food loves animals the most?

    What food loves animals the most?

    zoocchini

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  • September 29, 2026

    What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?

    What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?

    A chicken!

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  • September 28, 2026

    What did Bob say to Bob

    What did Bob say to Bob

    Hey Bob

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  • September 27, 2026

    What runs but never walks?

    What runs but never walks?

    A river!

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  • September 26, 2026

    What type of music do rabbits like best?

    What type of music do rabbits like best?

    Hip-hop

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  • September 25, 2026

    What is a superhero’s favorite drink?

    What is a superhero’s favorite drink?

    Fruit punch! 🦸

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  • September 24, 2026

    Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

    Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

    It was a pound cake.

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